Tuesday, March 09, 2010

For rapid weight gain

Between the stress of work and the new home, I find myself eating rather indiscriminately. Consume left over pasta salad twice a day for four days straight? Why not? The result is predictable.

If you are ever in a weight gain competition, include the following on your grocery list:
  • instant noodles
  • Häagen-Dazs
  • whatever else adds poundage quickly in the sumo wrestler rolling level of We Love Katamari. The game designers had it right.

1 comment:

Dangard Ace said...

Mmmmm....sticks of butter.....