Thursday, February 02, 2006

Bye Bye Lindsey Lohan


According to the gossip pages, Lindsey Lohan has lost her diary and is now worried that their juicy pages will be published for public consumption in the near future. As I stood in the crowded subway, reading this annoying waste of newsprint, an idea came to me:

-Courtesy of Wikipedia
"Ostracism was a procedure under 5th Century Athenian democracy where a prominent citizen could be expelled from the city for ten years. Not considered a penalty, the expulsion could be pre-emptive (to remove someone thought to be a threat to the state or who just seemed too powerful). But the command that it made was a neutral one: We think it's best if you go away for a while."

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